Let’s talk about Chuck Norris today.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris' first car was a bulldozer.

When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the airbags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive because he's already everywhere.

Enough for today.

If you (unlike Chuck Norris) do need to drive, you can get a newer car, truck, SUV, minivan, maybe even bulldozer here:

P.S.: I know it's not driving related, but I just can't end this email without including my favorite one:

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.

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